Thursday, 12 January 2017

Life is Sunscreen- it’s all a metaphor.


What do 23 Aussies, 2 Americans, 1 Canadian and 1 Ireland..ian have in common? Sunscreen, bug spray and one month in Bali. Oh and of course copious amounts of Bintang! We have been chosen by the powers that be, to live together as global hobos in a beautiful big brother style villa.  It’s been 4 days and we’ve established Catherine will answer to Caitlyn and Caitlyn will answer to Kristen and I might be the only person who says “new-tella” rather than “nut-ella”. The name game is getting stronger though! I’ve never experienced so many people pronouncing AND spelling my name correctly in such a short period of time. I think we’ve really got something good here. Ashley is the only boy in the group and he proved his alpha maletivity last night on the “D floor”. Tomorrow night is our house warming party.. To be themed or not to be themed? If anyone has any Bali budget friendly theme suggestions I’m accepting submissions until 12 tonight!

Apart from swimming nude and on call massages, rest assured we are actually here to get work done. Global Hobo Goddess Gemma curates this majestic experience for interns to live in Bali for one month, studying Bahasa Indonesian and writing articles for Global Hobo. By the end of the month we will have put together 2 guide books with 75 travel reviews made from our blood, sweat and tears. We’ve already put in 2 out of the 3. That is minor scrapes and bruises from scooter accidents on the third day. I did a 2 hour walk into town but even 5 minutes out of the a/c and your feeling like a carny prize bagged gold fish. I’m sure of course we will be very teary towards the last days.

Today I was feeling confident with my Indonesian; I got some dinner from a local food stall and introduced myself to the couple running the place.

*clears throat*

Salamat Sore, nama saya Raisha.

Appa kamu nama?

Appa Kapal?

Juga biak

Saya dari Kanada . Dan saya sekerja di Australia. Sekerja saya di Bali, jalan jalan dan menulis. Saya belenja di sekolah Cinta Bahasa. Dan saya tingal di Surya Abadi 2.

Not 100% with my spelling but I said:

Good day, my name’s Raisha

What’s your name? How are you?

I’m also good.

I’m from Canada. And I work in Australia. Now I’m in Bali, traveling and writing. I study at school Cinta Bahasa. And I live at Surya Abadi 2.

This was such a proud moment for me and I was just so happy and the couple seemed so happy for me than she brought my rice and chicken soup and just sat beside me kind of watching me eat and it was like a weirdly comfortable moment. Then she said something to me obviously noticing the confused expression on my face, turned back to her friends and they laughed for like 5 minutes. So by the end of my soup I’d say we were all basically best friends.

Sampejumba! Terimakasi!

Goodbye ! Thank you!

So yeah just your regular 9-5 office days. Puttin in work. You know, pencil skirts, tryingly quirky ties, staying ergonomically positioned in our chairs and talking about the annoying printer that’s been jammed for like 9 centuries. Just shy of one business week down and I am very very excited for what the rest of this month has hidden behind the staples on the store room shelf.

Also expecting our Bahasa Indonesian guru to get increasingly uneased by our very basic sexually suggestive sentences!

Peace love and Bali babes <3

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